Welcome :)

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When I am in a party with pretty girls…

thesophisticatedignorance:

Then an ugly bitch tries to dance with me…

and I’m like…

When somebody mentions you in a conversation.

I hate it when people ask me to do shit for them

kendalllobsters:

and they’re perfectly capable of doing it themselves

ex. “Can you get me a piece of paper that’s on the other side of the class? I’m doing my homework.”

First of all, I don’t even know where the paper is. Saying ‘over there’ isn’t going to magically make me find it

Second, fuck you, you’re lazy and I’m lazy. I guess we’re both not getting paper now.

That moment when your friends see that you have gum

They’re like:

When girls eye me out and they don’t even fucking know me…

zayshalovesyou:

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When almost all of your friends on Facebook try to spell and talk in a cool way.

seaweedmustaches:

Trying to talk to someone who is texting

My reaction:

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